neoteny lobotomy

A reader asks:

“Uncle Zip, what shade is ‘neoteny pink’ (Nova Swing) & can I get it?”

Yes, reader, it is easy to get if only you follow one simple rule. Evolution, as many admit, sometimes proceeds by retention of juvenile characteristics in the adult form: but neoteny pink is not like that. It is a pure cosmetic color experience you will love. In short, it is the you’re alive! shade of pink we all want to copy. (Also seen in some industrial plastics.)

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3 Responses to neoteny lobotomy

  1. Josep

    A sort of because-you-worth-it-photoshop-plastic-surgery pink?

  2. Josep

    I have a “satin” light bulb above my head (as you can see, I spend my time looking at the ceiling). Nowadays, even the light must be young forever!

  3. sevenpointman

    anal drapes in the lobby of the backstep mind
    colored by wine sap and good intentions