neoteny lobotomy

A reader asks:

“Uncle Zip, what shade is ‘neoteny pink’ (Nova Swing) & can I get it?”

Yes, reader, it is easy to get if only you follow one simple rule. Evolution, as many admit, sometimes proceeds by retention of juvenile characteristics in the adult form: but neoteny pink is not like that. It is a pure cosmetic color experience you will love. In short, it is the you’re alive! shade of pink we all want to copy. (Also seen in some industrial plastics.)