by uzwi

“Two capuccinos?”
“Yes please.”
“Mr Whicher. The suspicions of Mr Whicher–”
“–Oh yes, we watch that!”
“Bye dear!”
“–I had a hot sausage roll that nearly choked me–”
“You get the real story, the real story of Mr Whicher–”
“We’re going! You don’t need to push us out, dear!”
“–because he was a real detective!”
“You’re having a capuccino? With milk? That’s not like you.”
“Mind the step.”