progress report
by uzwi
My broadband went over the hill last week & shows no sign of returning. What a dog. If I owe you an email: patience. If you owe me one remember how I saved your Arabian hyena from the flood that time, also those other favours I did that we do not need to talk about now. The clock is ticking on our friendship. Anyway, things might be slow here & on Twitter for a day or two more.
the m john harrison blog 
Dear Mr. Harrison I wonder if you’ve ever enjoyed the strange similarities between you and Irelands finest stand up comedian? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpkiIaFv5As
It’s mute nostril agony waiting for your next missive, i can tell you.